HANDLED
Business problems,
dealt with.
Overdue invoices, disputes and awkward commercial loose ends.
→The services
businesses
wish existed.
We notice awkward, expensive problems.
Then we build the missing business
around them, and run it ourselves.
⚡REAL
PROBLEMS
PROBLEMS
✹REAL
BUSINESSES
BUSINESSES
●●●REAL
CUSTOMERS
CUSTOMERS
↗REAL
IMPACT
IMPACT
OUR VENTURES
SIX BUSINESSES.
REAL WORLD PROBLEMS.
SAME THINKING.
DIFFERENT PROBLEMS.
Business problems,
WPWYD
The money you
already paid to find.
We reopen dormant enquiries, lost quotes and lapsed customers.
→
VelvetVan
Never miss a job again.
Calls answered, messages handled and bookings taken for trades, around the clock.
→
VelvetVic
Every customer,
looked after.
Customer front line across calls, WhatsApp, SMS, email and web chat.
→
BabelBell
Ring once.
Speak to anyone.
Secure real time interpreting for essential services: AI phone interpreting between two callers, each in their own language.
→
PipelinePete
You sell.
Pete does the rest.
The complete AI sales system: finds the right companies, calls them, follows up and books the meetings.
→OUR PHILOSOPHY
We’re not an agency. We’re not a consultancy.
We build the thing.
LESS THEORY.
MORE SOLUTIONS. ↙
1Start with
Start with
the annoyance.
We look for problems that shouldn’t still exist.
2Make the
Make the
whole service.
We design, build and launch the complete solution.
3Keep our
Keep our
hands dirty.
We run the businesses ourselves, with real customers and real outcomes.
4Get paid for
Get paid for
being useful.
Our success comes from solving a problem, not selling a presentation.
ABOUT WEIRD WISDOM
Weird Wisdom is a British venture studio building practical services for small and medium businesses.
We find awkward, expensive problems others ignore and build real businesses to solve them, with a focus on usefulness, great service and real world impact.
DIFFERENT
IDEAS FOR
A BRIGHTER,
BUSIER BRITAIN. ↘
IDEAS FOR
A BRIGHTER,
BUSIER BRITAIN. ↘
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